Title: Tipsy.
Author: lilmisfits8811 (aka: despaired_poet)
Character/Pairing: Kenpachi/Retsu
Word count: 1,898 words
Rating/Warning: R
Disclaimer/Authors Notes: I don't own Bleach or the picture that sparked this idea. The picture is called Valentine's Day by X-babe off of deviantart. This is the second part of the two shot. Was beta'd by </a></b></a>murasaki_kaida. And as for the smut scene, yeah I’m not good at writing it, so sorry if it’s disappointing. I’d rather just left it off without the smut but because of readers I decided to add the extra ‘humpf’ into the story. Read and Enjoy!

 

 

 Really I'm kind of tired of this. So I drove down to Mobile becaue my Aunt wanted me to come stay with her at the beach house she's renting. I said okay, and I can visit my mom while I'm down here for mothers day since I wouldn't be able to come down for the weekend like my brothers were. So today, I called my cousin, she wants to go too so I said I'd swing by and pick her up. Except she's got a hair appointment, I said fine with me I can go vist my mom while she does that. I go visit my mom, she's surprised and nice enough until I tell her what I had planned.


BIG MISTAKE...because then she starts doing the whole guilt trip crap. Saying that she didn't like being an afterthought. Did I say she was an afterthought? No, so I'm like Mom it's not like that. Then of course she makes a comment saying that we aren't close and this is all my dad's fault. I'd like to point out that it's not his fault, it's just the way that I am. Also that nothing has really been happening, I mean I really didn't have anything big to tell her or talk about so what the hell was I supposed to do? So again, I ask my mom what are you talking about? And she responds with the typical "Nothing" response. Which irratates me because, well I could have not stopped by today. I mean, gezzz why does she have to do this all the time. She wonders why we aren't 'close' (which I happen to think we are, god forbid I keep somethings to myself that I don't tell anyone) when she keeps pulling guilt trips like this. It makes me not want to be around her, so I called my cousin and so now I'm at my cousin's house waiting for her to get here so we can leave. Instead of me waiting and hanging out with my mom until I needed to come pick her up. 


Oh and sidenote, I had orginally planed just to swing by and pick my cousin up and continue down to the beach house, not stop at my moms. And on Friday I was going to show up at her house to hang out. So I thought the changed plan was better consider I'd be seeing her for a few hours today and then mostly all of Firday.


Once again....BIG MISTAKE.

UGH!

Well my dad didn't pass his bar exam, so he's not a lawyer yet. He was like five points away from making it, so he's pretty mopey about it. He's going to quit his job, which makes me a little nervous and worried. I've never had to go without stupid things like cable, and now money is tighter then it was because my dad isn't going to have a job because he'll be using that three months time to study for the bar exam. I'm also moving back home for good, I'll save money this way anyways. I'm just a little stressed out about my dad not having a job, it's a good thing that I got mine or I'd be shit out of luck. So since my dad doesn't have a job now, I'll be paying for all my school books and extras stuff I need for school, which I guess I should be doing that anyways. My dad is getting rid of everything that we don't need, like cable, so he doesn't have to pay a whole lot in the bill department. I'll also not be on his health insurance, thank god I'm on my mom's too. Umm, what else.....oh I only have two more exams today and then it's summer for me. Yay!


Oh, and I'm also trying to save up for a new computer since mine is a piece of junk that keeps making me want to throw it out the window. -nods- Doesn't look like I'll be getting a new one anytime soon though. But at least once school is out I can start working on my writing more, even though I'm going to have a job. I've also noticed that when I start to get too stressed or I feel like I can't handle something, I read more. And I mean much more then I normally do. I guess because I'd rather be distracted then think about the real problems that are going on or how I'm going to deal with them...hummm, I don't know. But at least I have a job that I enjoy. -nods- Even if the hours are very long and I'm not used to them quite yet.


Kaida!! Again, I'm sorry about not betaing your story. I'll do it tonight, I promise. Especially since I won't have to do anything for school until August. ^_^

Soooo tired! I mean dead tired, but I'm happy with my job.  I mean I really enjoy it even if it's long hours.


My writing is most likely going to be put on hold for a while until I can get the hang of waking up early enough. I mean I got off work at five p.m. came home, took a shower, ate dinner and went straight to bed. At six thirty I was in bed! Hasn't happened since like fourth grade.

Well the first day on my new job. I'm so nervous. ><


Wish me luck.


And thank you Kaida for my new LJ layout. It's so awesomely awesome!!!

Okay, so I get this in my inbox as a review for one of my fics: Mask.
What does this part mean?:

“S-s-Shino’s locker,” Sakura stuttered.

            Ino’s eyes widened and nodded her head in understanding, “He…ahem…had a?”

            “Yeah.”

            “Did you see his ah?”

            “Yeah.”

            “So was he?”

            “No.”

            “That’s lucky,” Ino said biting her lip so she wouldn’t laugh at her friend’s obvious distress. “Are you going to be okay?”

            “Just give me a minute,” Sakura said letting go of the locker and shook her hands frantically. “It was creepy…and crawly…and euk!” 

I replied: Shino is a bug user. Sakura doesn't like bugs in the manga or the eps, so it was a bug in the locker.

This is what I get back from the same girl:

You have received a private message from:

Name: Sakuraangel1327
--------------------

idiot! i no all about Shino, god, i am a Naruto fan arent i? seriously,
 that
was kinda degrading, treating me like i didnt no anything. shame on
 you! i
just didnt understand what was in the locker. i thought bug but i
 reread the
passage and it didnt fit. god!


What in the hell? How in the fuck am I supposed to know if you're a Naruto fan and I said what was in the locker and explained the whole scene. So what the hell? I didn't bother to reply because she'd just find some other reason to be pissed at me and reply back. Something I'm not going to be a part in because I'm not that low. 

So, the semester is almost over, and I got the job at the animal clinic for the summer. Got to say things are going pretty well. As for Kaida's care package that I'm sending her well... I've got four things for it already and have four more things on my list to get her before we swap addresses. This is going to be so fun!!

I'm also still working on the second part of Tipsy, just need to finish it up and it'll be complete. And I need to start on chapter three of A Coffee House Romance because I've got what I want to happen I just need to sit down and write it all out. -nods-

P.S. I had the freakiest dream ever while I was at home. So I had a dream that I was pregnant and Macey was there, I think she's the reason why I had the dream because Macey actually is pregnant. Anyways, so I was pregnant in the dream and I have to tell my Dad, because my Dad was in the dream and it was just really weird. I woke up and was like, o_o Thankful that it was only a dream.

OMG, new chapter of Bleach.


So yeah, big surprise to me, but I loved it even if it was still in the flash back mode. Very interesting, now if they'd show Kenpachi!!!!

Okay, why do they all call me? I am not, repeat NOT, the group leader. I never asked for nor did I say I was. So why do they call me when things mess up and they can't open the power point which is bull shit because it opened for everyone else? I mean really, and then I explain to them that it doesn't matter because we gave her the two easiest slides on the power point she still keeps saying but she can't open it. And guess what? Then she asks if I'm on campus, me I just woke up!! So I say no, even though I live on campus. And then she asks when are you going to be on campus, I say I have a class at eleven. Why in the hell can you not call one of the other group members? I mean, seriously? They might be on campus and can give you the shit. I fucking HATE group work, I hate it!! I'm so tempted to not show up from that class and let them paddle through the shit they've decided is what we need to teach them, when guess what? OH, we don't know what the fuck we're talking about either.

-head desk-

So, now I'm having a bad morning. =_=

I'm totally awesome and I got the job at the animal clinic!!  -fist pump-